Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Slack Blogger Update

Yes, I've been incredibly slack with my blogging lately, but I do have a reasonably good excuse - honest!! 
Happy to say I've completed my single title story, Dimensional! Now I just hope to find it a shiny new home lol.
I've just sent the final edits of Seducing the Huntress, (book 3 of the Nightmix series) back to my Ellora's Cave editor, so there should be a cover reveal for that one soon! Yay! Love seeing a new cover for the first time!
Shadow Hunter is also waiting at a publisher for a final yes or no, so that's really exciting too! Though of course the waiting patiently just kills me!!!!
I have one more project up my sleeve, a sci-fi continuity, which I can't say anything more about until the contract is signed. But I'm really thrilled about this fabulous project! 
On the personal front - our house starts today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (anymore exclamation marks and I'll be sick lol) but WOOOOOTTTT!!! This has been a LONG way coming. I can't wait to see our house completed.
Think that's about all to tell...more news from the slack blogger soon =))))
 
image from public domain pictures.net

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Introducing...Naughty Ninjas!

The naughty Ninjas Blog site is set to launch with a bang, February 14! These six authors are sure to be entertaining...read on and you'll see what I mean! Take it away girls...

Naughty Ninjas.net sneaks up on you...nicely.

We're six naughy authors...
With sneaky ninja powers...(Chuck Norris can deny paternity all he wants, but out mad ninja skills speak for themselves.)
Who've started a website...
And we're on a mission to bring you the lurrrve.

Like a bit of romance, erotica or chic lit in your day? So do we!

Want to hear some opinions about the pressing issues facing the world? You know, the important ones, like what to make of Fabio's new hairstyle or how dodgy dinosaur erotic truly is? We've got so many issues to wrestle with that our super ninja hideout is running out of room, so we've stored them all at Naughty Ninja Say.

Want to know about forthcoming releases? Check out Reading Ninjas where we salivate over what tickled out pleasure centres and glory in the naughty bits.

Love food? Really, really love food? Awesome! So do we! (See, we knew we'd all be friends.) Come with us for a walk around Eat Me, Our ninja pantry. It's packed with recipes for optimal ninja bowel health, awful aphrodisiacs, anatomical cakes, and all the best munchies excitingly shaped like genitalia. If you like a bit of plonk with your pudding, we even have a resident wine critic to give the stealthy lowdown.


Are you staying up at nights wondering what the difference is between a snizz and a Ding Dong McDork? No fear! our Glorious Glossary of Naughty Anatomy is here to rescue the day on a brilliant white charge with its kilt flapping and pectorals glistening.



Do you suffer from tiny hands? Are you anxious about twerking etiquette? Is your boss a giant bag of dicks? Yes? Well, never fear genteel reader, our advice columnist, Lady Fluffy Beaver, is an expert at ass-kicking a crisis.

Are you a member of the Nerd Herd? We've got you covered. (You can't see us though, we're sneaky.) Browse Grammar Ninja, Nerdy Ninja and Ninjitsu - it's like ninja writing school...with rude bits. (Be prepared for the odd discussion on the literary merits of hedgehog menage and porpoise snuff fiction.)

Fatigued from all the Ninja Awesomeness? Well there's still Naughty Nature where you can delve into the mysteries of nonhuman courtship, plus the Ninja Horoscope where Madam Lady-bumps interprets your month according to the stars and her latest novel.

And lets not forget the starfish gang-bang that is Ninja Love, where dozens of guest ninjas and a score of interviewees mingle and reproduce.




Sound amazing, awesome and hella sneaky to you? Fantastic! Because we want to share the love with our Launch Competition where we're offering a $60 Amazon gift voucher prize.

All you need to do to enter the draw is to sign up for the weekly Ninja Newsletter (we promise on our ninja mothers' honor not to spam you, and you can unsubscribe whenever you want) before 14 March.



So come and join us in the giant ninja hot-tub today! We'll even let you take a turn at Jacuzzi karaoki using our rhinestone-studded disco stick.



Friday, February 7, 2014

Pet of the Month


This is Little Foot, a grey Welsh Mountain pony (12.2hh) who has a whole lot of patience and even more stubbornness lol. I love this pony to bits. She taught all three of my girls to ride - no mean feat considering there is seventeen years between them. My eldest daughter is now 23, then there's Miss 15, and Miss 6. 
When we moved further North we had her trucked up along with her paddock mate. We only hope Little Foot will be around for a few more years to come as she's rather elderly now =)
(ps - just realized I have no lovely photos of her with her summer coat and beautifully brushed!)


Tuesday, February 4, 2014

99C Dark Mafia Romance for a limited time!

  For those readers not already in KU, I've put book 1 of the Gangsters at War series on sale at Amazon for 99c for a very short time. E...